Gets pissed at over use of garnish,

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Stop garnishing mah food with so much of that green shite or I'll give you such a smack.

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At 4pm I expect premium canned food in mah dish or ye shall face my wrath.

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Who sez Mother Nature doesn't have a sense of humor?

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You take a fresh manicure out for a run through the cow pasture. TSK, TSK. Now we have to do it all over again.

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The other dogs told me that one day I'll lose my balls. So I'm keeping them right where I can see them.

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They gon't give me enough treats for this.

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